The COP25 conference moved to Madrid but Greta will be able to cross the Atlantic

Thanks to Arengo Bolognese for the original article.

Poor Greta has been abandoned in the United States

 

Recently, the young Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has launched a new appeal to cross the Atlantic Ocean from the United States to Spain without using an airplane. Greta’s problem is that, due to the proletarian revolt in Chile (filthy tramps that no one cares about), the organizers have moved the COP25 climate conference to Madrid.

To reach the United States, Greta had sought the cooperation of Prince Pierre Casiraghi, co-owner of MonacAir, who gave her a lift to New York on his “Malizia II” yacht. This boat in carbon, 100% sustainable and at zero emissions, has a cost of 4 million euros, but “noblesse oblige”: what would not be done for the environment?

We can overlook the fact that Pierre Casiraghi represents exactly the kind of person that Greta Thunberg condemned in her speech on December 14, 2018, when speaking to world leaders she said: “The biosphere is sacrificed for some to live luxuriously. The suffering of many people pays the luxury of a few “. We are also pretending to ignore the fact that the MonacAir company, founded in 1988, connects the Principality of Monaco with Nice (therefore a completely useless route) with 50 daily flights, 365 days a year, emitting massive amounts of CO2: but apparently the consistency of Greta has a double standard.

Among the various inconsistencies, after Greta left from Plymouth and landed in New York, two sailors from the “Malizia II” returned home by plane and two other members of the team flew to New York to bring the yacht back. So the gesture of Greta was a purely symbolic act, since if she had taken ONE single flight, the planet would have spared a couple of other ones. The fact is that today Greta is struggling in the dilemma: going to Madrid by plane or waiting for a sailing ship to cross back the Atlantic Ocean?

Faith and Logistics

It seems impossible that with all the wealthy sailboat owners all around, no one comes forward to help Greta Thunberg. Perhaps the main problem is connected with such issues reported by the captain of “Malizia II” Boris Herrmann, after living with the girl on the journey from Plymouth to New York. Yes, because in addition to the ecological solar-powered boat, Greta does not use the shower or the toilet, but she defecates in a bucket. To these details, we should add the vacuum-packed vegan meals to prevent the use of the polluting refrigeratora. It goes without saying that with these behaviors, the crew had to inhale the flatulence of the organic wastes and the poor personal hygiene of the young girl for the whole journey. Presumably, the crew talked about their drama to other colleagues, so we can understand why there are no sailing ships interested in this dreadful cohabitation.

To the many detractors of the poor Greta who today laugh in their hearts, we reply that in April 2019 the Archbishop of Berlin Heiner Koch drew a parallel between the Messiah and Greta Thunberg, both “damned and adored”, because apparently the charisma of the activist, like that of Christ, is able to polarize the crowds. To further confirm the words of Archbishop Koch, there is also the evidenced power of Greta to see the CO₂ as it forms in the atmosphere.

So those who laugh last laugh well, just as Jesus walked on the water even Greta will have no difficulty crossing the Atlantic Ocean and reaching the COP25 conference in Madrid: the Bergoglian Church ensures it!